Lionel Ainsworth, Jon Shaw, Jody Morris, Billy Kee, Lee Holmes, Izale McLeod, Luke Joyce, Alex Lawless, Lawson D'Ath, Keith Keane and Greg Pearson.
Question: What do all the above have in common?
Answer: All linked with Oxford United since the end of the 11/12 season just 26 days ago and all not Oxford United players (yet).
Answer: Oxford United's first summer signing.
Lesson to be learnt: People 'in the know' like to think they're more 'in the know' then they actually are.